There was some wild news making the rounds today that almost sounds like satire, but it’s very real. JoJo Siwa, long known for turning maximalism into a personal brand, is officially hosting her own fan cruise. Yes, a cruise. And not just a branded pop-in appearance, but a full-scale, JoJo-forward takeover at sea that might be her boldest idea yet.
The JoJo Siwa Cruise sets sail aboard Royal Caribbean’s Utopia of the Seas, transforming what’s already a floating mega-resort into something closer to a roaming fandom festival. It’s the kind of announcement that feels too silly to be true… but here we are. JoJo Siwa has never been subtle, and this definitely takes the cake.
A Floating JoJo Universe
According to details shared on JoJo’s official cruise site, the experience is being billed as the largest JoJo Siwa event ever created. Fans who book exclusively through JoJoSiwaCruise.com will gain access to a packed schedule of onboard programming built entirely around the performer. It’s an important distinction: bookings made through Royal Caribbean or third-party sites won’t include entry to any JoJo-specific activities. No wristband, no bow-building, no JoJo.
Those who do book correctly can expect a slate of meet-and-greets, autograph opportunities, Q&A sessions, dance parties, and themed games designed solely for this sailing. The centerpiece event is the Infinity Heart Concert at Sea, marking the first time JoJo brings this performance concept onto open water.
There’s also a hands-on element woven throughout. Guests can join a dance class led by JoJo herself, take part in trivia competitions, guess tracks during a JoJo-themed “Name That Tune,” and craft custom accessories during the Build-a-Bow Workshop. A welcome party kicks things off, while a farewell celebration closes the trip with music, surprises, and a signed JoJo poster.
Not Just for the Siwanators
Beyond the glitter-drenched programming, the cruise also functions as a full Royal Caribbean vacation. Utopia of the Seas offers multiple dining venues, live shows, pools, waterslides, sports courts, and a full day at Perfect Day at CocoCay, the cruise line’s private island in the Bahamas.
The three-day itinerary begins in Port Canaveral, followed by a stop in Nassau, and wraps with a day split between thrill rides and beach lounging at CocoCay. JoJo-specific scheduling details will be shared closer to departure, and, as with most cruises, plans remain subject to change.
Merch, Add-Ons, and Fine Print
For fans looking to go all in, limited-edition merchandise is available as optional add-ons at the time of booking. Items range from a cruise-exclusive JoJo bow to hoodies, tanks, beach towels, and a collectible swag bag. These extras cannot be purchased onboard, and quantities are capped.
Pricing is per person and includes cruise fare for double occupancy, along with all standard meals and room service. Transportation to the port, gratuities, beverage packages, and travel insurance are not included.
Why This Feels Very JoJo
A JoJo Siwa fan cruise feels both unexpected and perfectly on brand. She’s built a career on going bigger when others pull back, and this concept leans fully into spectacle. It’s extravagant, slightly absurd, and undeniably committed, much like JoJo herself.
Is it over the top? Absolutely. Is it impressive? Also yes. And whether you view it as genius or chaos, one thing’s clear: JoJo Siwa isn’t just thinking outside the box anymore. She’s sailing past it.
