Whether you’re a rainbow-clad ally, a demon twink on a mission, or somewhere in between, Pride Month is officially here, and so is your chance to get very judged in the most fabulous way possible.

Introducing: Pride Bingo, the ultimate way to call out (and lovingly roast) the people around you at your next Pride parade, festival, or street fair. These two freshly made cards, one for Straight People at Pride and one for Queer People at Pride, are filled with hilariously specific moments you’re guaranteed to witness before you even make it to the port-a-potties.

Let’s take a tour, shall we?

Straight People at Pride: The Tank Top Chronicles

We’re all about allyship, but this bingo card goes there. Picture it: someone screams “Yaaas queen!” at a cop in leather, takes selfies in the middle of the parade route, then loudly announces, “I’m basically bisexual after two drinks!” It’s bingo gold.

Other free-space contenders include:

  • “OMG I love RuPaul!!” (can’t name a queen)

  • Touching a drag queen’s wig (without consent, of course)

  • Asking if the glitter is biodegradable (valid, but still)

  • Bringing a dog in a rainbow tutu and a baby in matching overalls

If you hear “Love Wins!” yelled from a float while someone in a Target tank top spills a White Claw on their crochet rainbow bucket hat… congrats, you’re almost there.

 

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Queer People at Pride: Glitter, Drama, and Power Moves

The queer version of the card reads like the script of the gayest indie movie never made. From poppers breaks mid-conversation to full Sailor Moon cosplay to someone absolutely losing it during a Robyn ballad, it’s an unapologetic celebration of queer chaos and magic.

Key square highlights:

  • “This is my villain era” crop top

  • Lost their friends, gained 3 new ones

  • Pole dancer on a moving platform

  • Queer elder holding a sign: “I fought for this”

  • Full mesh look at 2 p.m. (no SPF, just vibes)

And if you don’t see a glitter flask by sundown, check your location. You might not be at real Pride.

Playful Pride bingo cards are here to clock straight allies and queer icons alike. Print them, play them, and spot the chaos this festival season.
Photo: Gayety Staff

How to Play (and Slay)

Bring a few printed cards, screenshot them to your group chat, or turn them into a TikTok challenge. Mark off your squares as you go, and see who gets bingo first, ideally while ducking a confetti cannon or mid-fan snap to Beyoncé’s “Heated.”

The beauty of Pride is that there’s space for everyone: the chaotic, the sentimental, the sweaty, and the sparkly. These cards are just a cheeky way to laugh together while we take up space, spread joy, and remember why we gather in the first place.

So whether you’re screaming “Work!” at every performer or sobbing through “Dancing On My Own,” play with pride, and remember to hydrate, reapply your glitter, and maybe don’t touch that queen’s wig.